Ltigt man clears throat ltigt ltigt woman vocalizing ltigt ltigt man vocalizing ltigt ltigt woman vocalizing ltigt ltigt both vocalizing Universal Studios theme ltigt ltigt music playing ltigt man laughs Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts. My name is John Smith and sitting here to my left is Gail Abernathy McKaddenFeinberger. Oh, this one’s gonna stick, John. Well, you saved the Jew for last. I did, I did. You’re listening to Let’s Talkappella, the world’s premier downloadable a cappella podcast.
We are coming to you live from the nation’s capital where the Barden University Bellas ltigt are about to rock the historic Kennedy Center.ltigt Johnltigt Boy, these girls have broken downltigt ltigt every single barrier in their path,ltigt ltigt haven’t they, Gail ltigt ltigt Absolutely, John.ltigt The first allfemale group to win a national title, threetime defending champs, and now here they are performing for the President of the United States on his birthday. Oh, wow, what an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
Manltigt Whoo! ltigt Man 2ltigt Whoo!ltigt Womanltigt Whoo! ltigt Man 3ltigt Whoo!ltigt They say you’re a freak when we’re having fun Say you must be high when we’re spreading love But we’re just living life and we never stop We got the world We got the wowowowo. It’s going down, I’m yelling timber You better move You better dance Let’s make a night you won’t remember I’ll be the one you won’t forget.
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Whoa, whoa. Johnltigt Here’s Beca Mitchell, leader of the group.ltigt Gailltigt Look at these sequins and sparkles. Oh, my!ltigt ltigt Their feet just don’t stop moving.ltigt vocalizing Whoaohoh The bigger they are, the harder they fall These bigiddy boys are diggidy dogs I have ’em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off Twerking in their bras and thongs, timber Face down, booty up, timber That’s the way we like to what Timber.
I’m slicker than an oil spill, she say she won’t, but I bet she will Timber They say you’re a freak Timber We got the world vocalizing Ooh, Florencia Fuentes just earned her green card, John. She may have to do that backflip right back over the fence into Mexico. I think she’s Guatemalan. Oh, none of that matters. Gailltigt There is so much happening onstage,ltigt ltigt I don’t even know where to look.ltigt.
Back in my day, we put on our blazers and we just sang. We maybe snapped our fingers if we were feeling frisky. vocalizing From sea to shining sea I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love Gailltigt Whoa! Another surprise!ltigt Johnltigt An overweight girl dangling from the ceiling.ltigt Who hasn’t had that dream Lots of us! All you ever did was wreck me I came in like a wrecking ball I’m yelling timber.
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung .crouching in a blaze and fall You won’t remember All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you, you Whoa! rips Fat Amy screams all gasping Gailltigt No! ltigt Johnltigt Okay, she has ltigt ltigt no underwear on.ltigt Oh, my God! We have a commando situation. ltigt There is a commando situation onstage!ltigt Gailltigt Who is on top of this What kind of person.ltigt.
Johnltigt Take her back up! ltigt Gailltigt Pull her up already!ltigt She’s turning. She’s turning. No! Brace yourselves. She’s coming, she’s coming! Fat Amyltigt Avert your eyes or take it all in!ltigt Make your choice! Gailltigt Not the front!ltigt Nobody wants to see the front. Oh, no! all gasping screaming Happy birthday, Mr. President. The Australian singer who calls herself Fat Amy gave the president a birthday gift from down under during last night’s celebration held at the historic Kennedy Center.
In case you’re wondering what I mean by down under, Chip, I’m talking about her chuckles She showed her to the president. ltigt See, anybody could be bad to you. ltigt All eyes were on the a cappella singers the Barden Bellas..threetime defending a cappella national champions, which is a real thing, apparently. Although authorities have ruled out terrorism as a motive, the Bellas claimed the mishap was merely an accident and issued an apology. I am deeply sorry for the upset that I have caused.
I feel that I have already received punishment enough in the form of silk burn. Exhibit C. No, no, no! It’s filth. Women who sing are just another example of cultural decay due to loose morals. Not wearing underwear seems kind of intentional to me. Mm. Yeah, you either choose to wear underwear or you don’t wear underwear. That’s a choice I make every day. You know, until today, I thought singing a cappella was the most embarrassing thing you could do. ltigt audience laughs ltigt.
Normally that group is on point, and last night they were off point, offkey, and then on the floor. It’s a national disgrace. Yeah, but I’d rather be in that limo ride home with the president. Cut to the real president, he’d be like, That was off the hook! ltigt Bang, bang into the room ltigt ltigt I know you want it ltigt ltigt Bang, bang all over you ltigt ltigt I’ll let you have it ltigt ltigt Yo, I said ltigt.
Ltigt Bang, bang, bang, babang, bang ltigt ltigt Bang, bang, bang, ltigt ltigt bababang, bang ltigt ltigt Ah, hey! ltigt ltigt Bang, bang there goes your heart ltigt ltigt I know you want it ltigt ltigt Back, back seat of my car ltigt ltigt I’ll let you have it ltigt ltigt Wait a minute, ltigt ltigt let me take you there ltigt ltigt Ah ltigt ltigt Wait a minute ltigt ltigt till you, ah, hey! ltigt sighs Chloe, chill out.
It was a mistake. They’re not gonna burn us for witchcraft. No, but the National A Cappella Association is in there talking to the dean about us, and who knows what’s gonna happen We’ve won three championships. Whatever happens in there, we’re gonna be fine. Maybe it’s time to think about other stuff. What other stuff You know, school, jobs, life. This group is my life. I’ve intentionally failed Russian Lit three times so I could be a Bella. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to us. Ever. You know, before coming to Barden,.
I had diarrhea for seven years. But, yes, this is terrible. The dean is ready for you tramps. Stacie Oh, jeez. Ladies, you have dragged the good name of Barden University into the gutter. ltigt And you’ve really upset these people whoseltigt whose names I’ve already forgotten. Your little southern exposure in front of our commanderinchief has irreparably damaged the entire institution of a cappella. Just blew it up. Funding is drying up. Sponsors are pulling out. Gailltigt Mmhmm.ltigt Johnltigt Unfortunately, an example must be made.ltigt It is the decision of this governing body.
that the Bellas are hereby suspended. ltigt Chloe gasps ltigt from competing at the collegiate level. Jessicaltigt Whatltigt The terms of your suspension are laid out in this document. I’m sorry, but it’s over. Okay, can we be reasonable Fat Amy apologized. This was an accident. Was it gasps You’re taking us off our victory tour Who’s gonna sing the national anthem at the Puppy Bowl You’re being replaced by the European champions, a German group of total professionals. girls gasping.
In other words, they’re gonna keep their pants on. So we can’t defend our title and we can’t tour Deanltigt And you can’t hold any auditions.ltigt We don’t need your ranks to grow like a fungus. Oh, so that’s it, then So basically the Bellas are over Look, ladies, I’m sorry that this disciplinary action has shocked you. ltigt Especially since you’re all seniors.ltigt But the truth is you’re just women. No. And you’ll all be pregnant soon. Mm. ltigt music playing ltigt Mom, I’m late.
It’s orientation. You gotta let me go. Oh, I can’t. I just can’t do it. Mom, you can do it. My only daughter leaving the nest. If you leave me now You’ll take away the biggest part of me. Mom. Do you want me to stop Or I could keep singing. You know, I don’t know how I’m gonna get by without your spontaneous singing. laughs Oh, honey, you’re gonna love this place. Just promise you’ll call.
Oh, and, honey, don’t be afraid to express yourself, and not with those weird buttons they wear in their earlobes. Unless you’re gonna get a job Slow down. I’m not gonna do anything crazy. I’m just gonna write my songs and join an a cappella group. Not just any a cappella group. The Bellas are an institution. My days as a Bella were the. Best days of your life. I know. And I can’t wait to be one. Unless they don’t take me, Mom. Oh, no, no. No, honey, they’re gonna take you.
Thanks to me, you were born into it. And then I’m gonna be your mother and your sister. Gross. Okay. exhales sharply All right, the next phase of my life. begins. Hold on, there’s nothing in here that strips us of our national title. And if we’re still reigning champs, then we are automatically invited to represent America at the World Championships this spring. Ah, yes, the World Championships of A Cappella, where every four years groups from around the globe compete for world domination. I’m sorry, I just feel like I always have to be on.
Ltigt You know ltigt ltigt Yeah, yeah. ltigt ltigt Well, look, ladies,ltigt we can’t stop you from going to the Worlds competition. ltigt It’s not gonna help your case here.ltigt Gailltigt Not at all. ltigt What if we win it What if you win it scoffs Like you you outperform the other groups ltigt John laughs Ohhoho!ltigt How do you fit such big dreams in such a small body ltigt What if you win itltigt both laughing It’s never. What if.
What if you win it Yeah, if we win, will you reinstate us Sure, but no American team has ever won. That’s because they hate us. The whole world. The whole world hates us. Womanltigt Hello, freshpersons!ltigt ltigt Welcome to Barden University!ltigt Okay, the the Barden Knight. Okay, get off the stage. No one cares about you. All right. You have made a great choice and a cheap one. Yay, Barden! We have a very special performance for you guys today, the pride and joy of Barden University,.
The Treblamuckers! cheering Thank you, thank you, thank you. We are the Treblemakers. I’m Jesse and this is a cappella. Boyltigt No way! ltigt Jesseltigt Let’s do this!ltigt Yo, Trebles! Whoo! vocalizing Sucking too hard on a lollipop Oh, love’s gonna get you down Sucking too hard on a lollipop Oh, love’s gonna get you down Suck it Sucking too hard on a lollipop Oh, love’s gonna get you down.
I went walking with my mama one day When she warned me what people say Live your life until love is found Oh, love’s gonna get you down Take a look at the girl next door She’s a player and a downright bore Jesus loves her, she wants more Oh, bad girls get you down, sing it! Sucking too hard on a lollipop Oh, love’s gonna get you down Suck it Sucking too hard on a lollipop.
Oh, love’s gonna get you down vocalizing Say love, say love Oh, love’s gonna get you down Say love, say love Oh, love’s gonna get you down. Someone drop some bass. Lolololove, say love. Jesseltigt Mmhmm, now I need some baritone.ltigt Love, love, love Say love Love, love, love Now give me some tenor Ooh, ooh Love, love, love.
Now give me some love, love vocalizing Love! Love, love Ooh, gonna get you down Down, yeah Mm, talk about lolly Lolly Lolly Lolly Lolly! Hey, now Suck it Suck it Suck it Suck it I said love’s gonna get you vocalizing Down.
Yeah Oh. cheering All right! Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Chloe, don’t blame yourself. You’re a ginger. That’s punishment enough. sighs This is not all your fault. This is on all of us. So if we don’t win the Worlds, then what are we Just a bunch of girls that hang out What’s wrong with that clicks tongue If we don’t win, the Bellas are over. phone buzzing ltigt This is the biggest ltigt ltigt challengeltigt.
That any of us have ever faced. When I was nine years old, my brother tried to sell me for a chicken, so. Well, I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back to the top. You mean whatever it takes. Yeah, I’ll do that, too. That’s great news. Yes. No, I can start Monday. I’m I would be stoked to start on Mon Sorry, I don’t say stoked. I don’t say stuff like that. I’m, like I’m pretty cool. You’re gonna like me. That was bad, too.
We need to attack this problem headon. I want 100 commitment and laser focus, right Great. I will see you Monday. Chloe Hands in. Beca out. ltigt music playing ltigt Beca! Yeah. Jesseltigt Hey, ladies, ltigt ltigt wanna come to a partyltigt It’s a tiki party. You guys don’t even have to wear shoes. It’s the best kind of party. Here you go. Hey, great job, Trebles. You guys killed it. Oh, thank you. You like a cappella Oh, yeah. I’ve got my heart set on being a Bella.
It’s actually at the very top of all my dream boards. Did I hear mention of dreams Hi, Benjamin Applebaum at your service. Hello, I just have to say you are so spirited. I I just wanna put you in a box and saw you in half. Jesseltigt For magic.ltigt As a part of a trick. He does magic. Right. It’s only weird if you don’t embrace it. Dude, explain yourself. I’ll be honest. I completely blacked out. How’d I do, man Honestly I’ve seen you do worse. Oh, awesome.
Ltigt music playing ltigt Stacieltigt It’s been months and we’re still getting hate mailltigt Sucks. For your hairy situation Oh. Chloeltigt Okay.ltigt We are officially registered. Update your passports, ladies, because we are going to the very sunny, very beautiful Copenhagen. cheering Nice! Where is that I don’t know. I failed Maps. It looks like the competition has been dominated by that stupid German group that took over our tour. You mean stole our tour. Fat Amyltigt Word.ltigt We need to scout those Deutschbags. Floltigt Yes.ltigt.
scoffs But how good can they be Germany hasn’t produced a good singer since David Hasselhoff. ltigt We’re gonna crush them!ltigt And when we do, we can stick it to these chumps who send us all this hate mail, like Sonia Sotomayor. Judgy bitch. The Bellas are back! Chloe Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Has anyone talked to Beca today So, any firstday jitters No, no. You know, I’m just gonna be moody and distant. Artists love that. I know I love that. Here you go.
Okay. Dude, why do I feel so guilty I’ve given a lot to the Bellas, right It’s, like, three years of my life. Yeah. Bec, you should not feel guilty at all about taking your shot. This is a big deal, right Yes. It is a very big deal. Okay. Go. All right. Nothing’s gonna stop my girl! I don’t know him. Becs in effects, y’all. ltigt You can go!ltigt ltigt I’ma change your life, I’ma change it ltigt ltigt I’ma change your life ltigt.
Ltigt I’ma change your life, I’ma change it ltigt Are you ready or ltigt shutter clicks ltigt ltigt I’ma change your life, I’ma change it ltigt ltigt I’ma change your life, I’ma change it ltigt ltigt I’ma change your life, you go great, you never go good ltigt ltigt You never go back, even if you could ltigt ltigt I’ll show you my way ltigt ltigt I got that goodgood ltigt ltigt You never go back, even if you could ltigt.
Ltigt Once you go grace, you never go good ltigt ltigt I’ma change your life, I’ma change it ltigt ltigt I’ma change your life, life, life. ltigt Okay, everybody, huddle up. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Get up, come on. To the table, please. To the table. Last one at this table has to help Frank watch YouTube tutorials to find the next Justin Bieber. Hey, so I’m turning 25 next week if anybody wants to get some drinks, celebrate. Frank, buddy, less talk. Thank you so much.
Okay, my people, check it out. ltigt That.ltigt This Dax, with the tech guy. Did you call the tech guy Yeah, I talked to him. Do you understand that everything else in my life works Uhhuh. So I just need everything here to work, too. Okay ltigt He said he was gonna ltigt ltigt call me back.ltigt Oh, my God. exhales heavily You want me to call him now Don’t do it now. Okay. There we go. That is the lion himself. That is the legendary Snoop DOdoubleG.
Singing White Christmas at a treelighting ceremony in Moscow. And he was so moved by the power of music to unite the world or some shit that now he wants to drop his own cool Christmas album. ltigt And because I sleep on a bed of Grammys,ltigt he has decided to hire me to produce it. Now But Snoop Dogg already dropped a Christmas album. ltigt If you had listened to the album like I did,ltigt stranded in the air with T.I. on a golden hang glider, then you would’ve known that none of the songs were the classics.
Ltigt I’ve had to listen to that album on two separate occasionsltigt hang gliding with T.I. and also a rocket ship that Eminem has built. It doesn’t go anywhere, but he’s got dreams for it, okay So need you to close your mouth. ltigt Herein lies the problem, everybody.ltigt Last time I checked, there are over a million Christmas albums with the same 10 damn songs on them. ltigt So, guys, I’m telling you, man,ltigt I need all hands on deck right now to come up with ideas on how to make this one stand out.
Okay, you got it Fire when ready. I wanna hear ideas. ltigt Anythingltigt ltigt Anybodyltigt Anybody right now would be great. Anybody to talk What if we got those dogs Anybody but you. What if we got those dogs that bark Jingle Bells to back him up And let me let me guess. Let me guess, you want those dogs to back him up because he’s Snoop Dogg Yeah! That is a really great example of a horrible idea. Take a lap. What.
Take a lap. But I’m wearing skinny jeans. I don’t care. Go. Go. Let’s go. I wanna see knees up. Knees up, please. Guys, I should give you a little more time. A minute. You got one minute. 60 seconds. My time is like a toddler in a tiara, okay Precious and short. I need really great ideas. Snoop is coming. doorbell rings gasps Oh, sorry, my boobs are all crazy. I was just jumping. Uh, I, um, just came from auditions. You guys weren’t there. I.
I was hoping for the chance to sing for you. No, can’t help you. We’re not allowed to take anyone else new. Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait! I I’m a Junk! What did you say about your junk I’m Emily Junk. I know it’s weird. It’s my mom’s last name. My dad’s last name was Hardon, so. chuckles Um. I’m a legacy. Junk. Junk. My mom was a Bella. Your mother is Katherine Junk Who Only the top bitch of the 1981 Bellas. She pioneered the syncopated booty shake.
And word is she has a fiveoctave vocal range. Oh, still does. You do not wanna hear that woman doing it with my dad. Whoo! What an odd thing to say. True. If a legacy wants to audition, we have to let her. Okay, um. Show us what you got. Right now Right here Right here, right now chuckles Oh, yeah. Okay, um, I, uh I’d like to perform an original song that I’ve been working on. Um, I’m not I’m not quite finished with it, though, so. let’s not be dicks about it.
Sorry, that was crass, wasn’t it Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina. Thank you. Proceed. When tomorrow comes I’ll be on my own Feeling frightened of the things that I don’t know When tomorrow comes When tomorrow comes When tomorrow comes And though the road is long I look up to the sky Darkness all around, no That one I’m not I’m still kind of tinkering with that verse, so it’s not nothing’s really completely set.
I got all I need when I got you and I Look around me and see a sweet life I’m stuck in the dark, but you’re my flashlight You’re getting me, getting me through the night. imitates cymbals imitates guitar You are my flashlight. Would you excuse us for just one second Emily chuckles Chloe clears throat She’s pretty good. Can’t we take her Wait, what do you expect us to say She’s standing right there.
chuckles She’s definitely not a soloist. No. Technically, she came to us, so, really, we’re not breaking any rules. Yeah, it’s the perfect loophole. You know, it’s always good to have an extra body just in case one of us gets kidnapped for ransom, is thrown into a shipping container, and is made to only eat leaves and gas receipts. Mm, I agree. We need new blood. I don’t think we should decide anything without Beca. I keep a penny under my tongue. Did anyone else think it was creepy.
That she never really opened her eyes the whole time Again, we’re talking about her and she’s standing right there. Flo Oh, yeah. But if we’re gonna talk negatives, let’s start with the giraffe legs. Stacieltigt Hmm. ltigt Floltigt Oh, yeah.ltigt Okay, let’s take a vote on it. Anyone who wants her in, sing a G sharp. Anyone who doesn’t, sing an E flat. One, two. vocalizing I like like your shirt. clears throat Welcome to the Bellas! OMacaG! Whoo! Oh, stop, girl. Stop.
Oh! Girl, stop. Sorry. So, uh so when does initiation start Tell you what, I’ll go back to my dorm and pretend to be surprised when you throw the hood over my head and make me solve a Rubik’s Cube while sucking vodka from a maxi pad. That’s what my mom said happened. Mm, no can do. Well, look around. We don’t exactly have a maxi pad to spare. ltigt So.ltigt All right, grab your guts, ladies! It’s party time! We got tickets to Copenhagen and a brandnew Bella!.
all cheering, laughing Let’s go! All right. cheering, chatter Uh, should I, um. Chloeltigt Come on, girl.ltigt I’m gonna just leave my bag here. Stacieltigt Whoo!ltigt Stacieltigt Let’s go get into Trebles!ltigt ltigt Has this bush always been hereltigt Lilyltigt Oh, watch this. ltigt Cynthia Roseltigt You know ltigt ltigt there’s a gate, rightltigt Stacieltigt Whoohoo! ltigt ltigt .stop it, stop it ltigt ltigt Me I gotta go harder, harder ltigt ltigt Push it, push it a little farther, farther. ltigt.
My first college party. Yeah, well, this isn’t just any college party. This is a cappella only. Yeah. So get prepared to meet a lot of sexually confused men. Bellas! Welcome, welcome, welcome. Jessicaltigt Hey!ltigt Jesse! Where is Beca I thought she was gonna be with you tonight. I thought she was with you. I thought she was with you. chatter Boyltigt Whoo!ltigt Hey! Benji, right mumbling Oh, those aren’t those aren’t words. mumbling I’m sorry mumbling.
The movies Are you asking me out Nah, it’s yes. chuckles Oh, that’s so sweet. It’s just my it’s my first day. Um, wasn’t really planning on rushing in on anything. chuckles ltigt .smile is always on my mind ltigt ltigt Won’t you be ltigt ltigt my sunshine ltigt crackling Emily coughs ltigt music playing ltigt ltigt We got a whole lot of ladies. ltigt Hey! Oh! Hey. You made it. Yeah!.
Couldn’t miss your last Hood Night party. Oh. So How was the internship Eyeopening, yeah. Yeah They do not mess around. Hey, Chloe asked where you were. Why didn’t you tell her Oh, she’s just. She’s, like, locked into the Worlds right now and I’m looking for the right time. It’s I’ll tell her. Bumper’s back! ltigt Whoo!ltigt ltigt Campus security!ltigt Bumper! Bumper! Fat Amy’s back! ‘Cause I never left, ’cause I’m still here. Whoo! But I’m back, so it’s a big deal.
Because I’ve arrived again. You know, for someone who left school years ago, you’re harder to shake than mono. I’ve got some pretty big news. What I have been handplucked to be put on a waiting list to be put on a very wellknown TV singing competition. Really Yep. I know what you’re thinking. imitates Fat Amy Oh, Bumper. You shut your face and kiss me, Bumper. No. Bumper, please just shut your trap. That is not how I talk. You talk exactly like this.
Do not. Yes, you do. I d I don’t. So shut up. You shut up. ltigt music playing ltigt Yeah! ltigt Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. ltigt Chloeltigt Yeah!ltigt Hi! Hi. I am so excited to meet the woman who singlehandedly created the Bella sound. We’re sisters! I can’t believe we’re sisters. Oh! Yeah, hi. Hi! Chloe texted me we added a legacy. I didn’t even know that was a thing. ltigt We got a, we got a, we got a ltigt.
Ltigt We got a, we got a, we got a, we got a ltigt ltigt We got a whole lot of ladies ltigt ltigt And a whole lot of fellas ltigt ltigt When you put ’em all together ltigt ltigt They be ready for whatever ltigt ltigt Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ltigt ltigt When you put ’em all together ltigt ltigt They be ready for whatever ltigt ltigt Now fist pump, ltigt ltigt jump, jump ltigt laughing.
Ltigt Fist pump, jump, jump ltigt ltigt Fist pump, jump, jump ltigt ltigt Fist pump, jump, jump ltigt Shh, let’s go! ltigt Fist pump, jump, jump ltigt ltigt Fist pump, jump, jump ltigt ltigt Fist pump, jump, jump. ltigt ltigt music playing ltigt chatter Floltigt Remind me again why we are at a car show.ltigt We’re here for one reason and one reason only to scout the competition. It’s totally gonna help us win the Worlds if we know what we’re up against.
sighs All right, now where are those tour thieves Stacie! Keep it in your pants, maybe. Stacie! What ltigt music playing ltigt Chloeltigt What the.ltigt This all should’ve been ours. ltigt I hate these Germans.ltigt Floltigt Holy acamoley!ltigt Okay, the cars moved. Nothing else happened yet. But they’re moving backwards with ghosts driving them. static hissing ltigt We are we are Das Sound Machine,ltigt ltigt a German collective operating in concertltigt ltigt to create sonic sonic mastery.ltigt ltigt What better way to appreciateltigt.
Ltigt automotive perfectionltigt static hissing They will not control us We will be victorious imitating dubstep Paranoia is in bloom The PR transmissions will resume They’ll try to push drugs and keep us all dumbed down And hope that we will never see the truth around Come on Another promise, another seed Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed And all the green belts wrapped around our minds.
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined imitating dubstep vocalizing Man, they massive! How are we gonna compete with a group that size Stacie ltigt Yeah, they’re so freaking in sync.ltigt vocalizing They will not force us They will stop degrading us Come on They Will not Control us ltigt We will ltigt Be victorious Come on! ltigt cheering ltigt.
Floltigt Do we clapltigt Clap. Do we clap Politely clap. ltigt Danke schn. ltigt ltigt applause ltigt Barden Bellas. You came here to see us Is it because you are. what do the American kids say, jelly We are so not jelly. We should really thank you for making this tour a reality. You know, with your bumbling ineptitude. We should send them something. Fruit basket Yumyum. Or would you prefer mini muffins Okay, we didn’t come here to start something with you guys. We just wanted to check you out before the Worlds.
Where we’re gonna kick your ass. Ashley Ohhoho! Flo That’s right. You You are the kicker of ass chuckles Well, yeah. You are so tiny. Like an elf. Or is it a fairy Sprite speaking German Troll. That’s it. You are like a troll. You. are physically flawless. Thank you. But it doesn’t mean I like you. We are not scared about the Worlds because when the Bellas hit the stage, we are gonna blow minds. Pieter With what.
More of Flabby Abby’s baby chute That’s not my name. I don’t know your name. Could be anything. Obese Denise. Inflexible Tina. Lazy Susan. ltigt Mein name istltigt Fat Amy, ltigt undltigt I eat Krauts like you for lunch. Your team is like a how do you say that Uh, a heated mess. You know, a mess where heat is applied to it, so what once was a little messy is now even messier. Darlings, please take my advice. Don’t try to beat us. You can’t. We’re the best. ltigt And now I really must go rest my neck.ltigt.
It is sore from looking down on you. Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating. We have nothing to lose. We have literally nothing. Okay. ltigt Acawiedersehen, ltigt bitches! Oh, what is happening I’m using my hands so much. Stacie Do you think that All right, ladies, focus up. We need to beat those Germanltigt dummkopfs. ltigt Fat Amyltigt Yes!ltigt Okay, we’re gonna beat DSM at their own game. Do what they do, just better.
And we’re about to do a full skills assessment to blow out our choreography to match. But the important thing is that we have fun, right Uh, legacy, don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re the dumbest person alive. ltigt Say yeaheeyeah ltigt ltigt Yeaheeyeah ltigt ltigt Say oohoohooh, yeah ltigt ltigt Oohoohooh, yeah ltigt ltigt I got a spoonful of sugar that I think you’d like ltigt ltigt No, I don’t wanna preach, ltigt ltigt but I think you might. ltigt And you’re a cat.
Ltigt Want a cup ltigt ltigt Sip it up, sip it up ltigt ltigt Sip it up, sip it up, sip it up ltigt ltigt I might be young, but I know my mind ltigt ltigt I’m sick of being told what’s wrong or right ltigt ltigt So give it up ltigt ltigt Give it up, ltigt ltigt give it up ltigt ltigt Give it up, give it up, give it up ltigt ltigt I got my head up, shoulders back ltigt.
Ltigt I’m doing me ltigt ltigt So, baby, I keep marching to a different beat ltigt ltigt We must have different shoes on ltigt ltigt We’re marching to a different beat ltigt ltigt I’m marching, a different beat ltigt ltigt So, baby, put your boots on ltigt ltigt We’re marching to a different beat. ltigt Chloe Okay! ltigt Yeah. ltigt Uh, is it weird that we never got around to singing today Uh, well, it’s, uh, kind of hard to start singing without arrangements,.
And that’s on me, so thank you for reminding me. Yeah, Bec, we’re gonna need that ASAP so we can start nailing down our choreography. Right on top of that, Chlo. Awes! Yeah, awes. Uh, so I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been working really hard on, you know, calming my nerves and keeping my eyes open. Um, I was wondering if you could give me some pointers, maybe And, you know, with the singing, I don’t really know exactly where you’re gonna put me in the songs I don’t mean to be rude.
I just have somewhere that I need to be. Um, you did great today. Thanks. ltigt We go walking in a winter wonderland ltigt Snoop Doggltigt Yeah.ltigt groans Sleigh bells ring Are you listening In the lane Snow is glistening A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight Walking in a winter wonderland. music stops All right, uh, hold up. Just hold up for a second. Wait. Hold up Man, I sound awesome right now. What are you talking about.
Nah, it’s not it’s not on you. It’s a tech thing. So just you go ahead and take five. It better be a tech thing ’cause, huh, the way I sound in my eardrums, this is immaculate, man. This song, there’s nothing nothing special about it yet. ltigt Do you know what I meanltigt Any ideas Because I All right, um, hear me out. Please, Dax, please We could remove the sleigh bells and put in kalimba. You know, the finger thing I know what a kalimba does.
I know how it’s operated, okay Kalim Don’t say it again. Go go in the corner. Go eat your lunch in the corner. But what am I gonna do with my sriracha Say one more hipster thing and I’m gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case. Okay Turn. Aim higher, people, okay And be very careful what you pitch to me next. Um, just have him sing it again the same way. Who who are you Nobody. Literally nobody. I just had a thought. No, okay, okay. Sure.
Nobody else has an idea. Let’s, uh, do it exactly the same way again. Snoop Doggltigt Will do, nephew.ltigt ltigt We go walking in ltigt ltigt A winter wonderland ltigt Snoop Doggltigt Yeah.ltigt ltigt Sleigh bells ring ltigt Are you listening In the lane Snow is glistening ltigt A beautiful sight. ltigt playing drum machine ltigt We’re happy tonight ltigt ltigt Walking in a winter wonderland ltigt Here comes Santa Claus.ltigt Gone away is the bluebird ltigt.
Right down Santa Claus Lane Here to stay is a new bird Vixen and Blitzen ltigt He sings a love song ltigt All his reindeer ltigt As we go along ltigt Pulling on the reins ltigt Walking in a winter ltigt ltigt wonderland ltigt Bells are ringing. In the meadow we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown Hang your stockings He’ll say, Are you married .
And say your prayers. And we’ll say, No, man. ltigt But you can do the job when you’re in town. ltigt Later on we’ll conspire Here comes Santa Claus As we dream by the fire Here comes Santa Claus To face unafraid ltigt The plans that we made ltigt Here comes Santa Claus Santa Claus comes tonight Walking in a winter wonderland.
Santa Claus comes tonight Walking in a winter wonderland. Or it can be something different. It can No, shhshh. Okay. That was amazing, Snoop. Thank you so very much. You can take a small break, man. Everything perfection. Perfection. Groovy like a drivein movie. Um, you can sing. Um, yeah, I’m, like, a threetime collegiate a cappella champion, so. chuckles we’re both huge successes in our fields. Yeah, yeah, let’s say that. Uh, what do you do here I just get coffee and burritos and stuff.
I want to produce music, um. Dax, can you do me a favor Turn around right now and watch this exchange. ltigt That’s valueadded, okayltigt If you have any demos that you’d like me to listen to, I’ll make the time. Oh, seriously Mmhmm, seriously, yeah. Oh! Dax, do you see what happened there Uhhuh. ltigt She did something ltigt ltigt that was helpfulltigt and now I’m going to reward her by listening to her demos. Turn back around. Now. Turn around, please. So, Snoop, uh, we’ve got an idea.
Me, too. Water skis, but for dry land. Real playa. You know what I’m talking about Brilliant. laughs Fo’ shizzle, dizzle. I’ll write that down. Yeah, please. ltigt music playing ltigt ltigt And the trumpets, they go ltigt ltigt Yeah, the trumpets, they go ltigt ltigt Da da, da ra ra da, da da, da ra ra ra ltigt ltigt Da da, da ra ra da, da da, da ra ra ra ltigt ltigt Da da, da ra ra da, da da, da ra ra ra ltigt.
Ltigt Da da, da ra ra da, da da, da ra ra ra, da da ltigt ltigt They go. ltigt What am I looking at laughs We’re pillowfighting! Ah! You know this sets women back, like, 30 years. We’re just relieving some stress. This was on the porch. Ooh. Flo Oh. What is that It looks fancy. ltigt men chanting ltigt ltigt chanting stops ltigt ltigt chanting resumes, stops ltigt ltigt chanting resumes ltigt Jessicaltigt Oh!ltigt Whoa, looks like we’ve been invited to sing at some kind of a party.
We’re going to sing Finally! Well, there’s just an address and a password. How sexy and mysterious. Like how all my teeth are from other people. laughing Chloe Anyone else scared Flo Not really. I already lived longer than I expected. Password. Fart noise Manltigt Did you not see the parenthesesltigt blows raspberry Bellas. I’m so glad y’all came. Come on in. Standing in front of you ladies happens to be the world’s biggest a cappella fan. laughs We found you! Yeah, well, here I am. What can we do for you.
So, last week, when I was having a tinkle, it occurred to me do not, do not! Sorry. That was rude. You do not come to a gentleman’s house and touch his goose. So are we early or. Actually, you’re pretty late. Come on, let’s go! This is the big time. ltigt Can you feel it ltigt chatter ltigt Come on ltigt ltigt Can you feel it ltigt gasps Das Sound Machine, two o’clock. Tiny Mouse, we meet again. Another verbal beatdown.
Ltigt Highlight of my day.ltigt So, have you abandoned your foolish plans to face us at the Worlds You wish, you gorgeous specimen. She’s really in my head. Very well. I’ll be happy to send you there. I’ll mail you. A large envelope costs nothing. Pieterltigt Well, it would cost more than nothing,ltigt but still cheaper than shipping, like, a horse or perhaps an adult moose. Did you ever think maybe you’re too big It would cost a fortune to mail you! Easy! You’re enormous! Okay. I think we should change her name to Feisty Mouse. Yeah.
Just need to find these, like like a taller pair of shoes. It wasn’t a big deal. Hey. Hey! What are you doing here What is going on ltigt gong clangs ltigt Manltigt Welcome!ltigt I guess I gotta go. No. Why Why I don’t know. Welcome to the first ever showdown of the National A Cappella Laser Ninja Dragon League! cheering Can you dig it cheering continues laughs Okay, let’s meet our teams. First, we have the Treblemakers!.
cheering Yeah, all right! Okay, we have the Barden Bellas! scattered cheers Hey. We have the Tone Hangers! cheering Sorbet Sorbet Sorbet Sorbet And a cherry on top. laughs And taking a break from their national tour, Das Sound Machine! DSM! DSM! DSM! ltigt Ja! Ja! Ja!ltigt And the pride of Wisconsin, the Green Bay Packers! ltigt cheering ltigt Let’s go! Here we go, baby!.
Ltigt Let’s go! ltigt What I’d like the be the brisket in that man sandwich. Well, here’s how this is gonna work. When I point to you, you sing a song from one of the categories that’s gonna appear up there on the big board. ltigt There’s only one rule.ltigt You have to meet the beat. Here, come here. Womanltigt Yes, I got that.ltigt Ahem. beatboxing Man But you have to do it followtheleader style. beatboxing imitating chicks squawking imitating cat yowling.
imitating explosion Wow! Oh, boy! ltigt Oh, my goodness. That was fun.ltigt Damn. If you can’t carry the tune, the whole team’s out. As in you gone! And then Cornelius, this is too heavy. I told you before ’cause I hurt my arm saluting the flag. gong clangs ltigt Okay, sorry.ltigt Now, the winners will get. epic bragging rights! What Uh, that’s it ltigt Oh, and I’m sorry, did I not mention thisltigt A $42,000 gift card to Dave Buster’s! cheering Bumper I was going there anyway.
I know Clay Matthews wants it. Okay, all right. Let’s get this thing started. Let’s take a look at the first category! Ooh, songs about butts. cheering, chatter You know, anything on the radio, basically, right Right. Manltigt Now think about what you’re gonna sing!ltigt Let’s start with Das Sound Machine! beatboxing She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what All night long All night long Let me see that thong.
I like it when the beat goes duhdun, duhdun Baby, make your booty go duhdum, duhdum Baby I know you wanna show That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong. Shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake. What Shake your booty, shake your booty Ow, shake, shake, shake vocalizing Shake, shake, shake Shake your booty Shake your booty. Shorty wear them Apple Bottom jeans.
Boots with the fur With the fur The whole club was lookin’ at her She hit the floor She hit the floor Next thing you know, shorty got low, low, low, low Low, low, low, low. T.J., can you handle this David, can you handle this Clay, can you handle this I don’t think they can handle this. Whoo! I don’t think you ready for this jelly.
I don’t think you ready for this jelly I don’t think you ready for this ’cause my body’s too bootylicious for you, babe I don’t think you ready for this jelly For this jelly I don’t think you ready for this jelly My booty ‘Cause my body’s too bootylicious for you, babe. I like big butts and I cannot lie No lie You other brothers can’t deny I won’t.
When a girl walks in with a ittybitty waist And a round thing in your face, you get sprung. Girl, I love that butt, but the butt’s not what matters. You know what does Courtship and chivalry. I’ll take you to a nice hot meal and I’ll tip the waiter. Oh, my God, stop! Stop! What was that booing Not how we play the game. You think you’re a better lyricist than Sir MixALot A man who was knighted by Queen. You know the band Queen.
Yes, no no, sir, I do not. I just I couldn’t help it. I caught a glimpse of an angel. ltigt I got inspired. ltigt Embarrassing. Well, you’re going to hell. Because, Treblemakers, you gone! cheering You gone! mouths words Manltigt Byebye.ltigt Sorry. Manltigt All right, be gone.ltigt I’m sorry, man. Four left! Let’s take a look at the next category! Oh, country love! Oh, oh, oh! I am all about this! Nobody in this room has loved more tender than I have.
Please pick us. Let me have it. Let us have it. Let the world have it. Yeah. I would give it to him. All right, then. Well, why don’t we start with you Tone Hangers, you’re up! You’re up! All right, I got this. I got this. beatboxing I got this. This is my jam. How ’bout them Cowboys I went skydivin’ I went Rocky Mountain climbin’ I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu. Yeehaw!.
And I love deeper and I spoke sweeter and I I dug my key into the side To the side Of his pretty little soupedup fourwheel drive Fourwheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats. beatboxing Come on, man. I got I got nothing.
God damn it, I got nothin’, guys. What booing I’m sorry. Donnyltigt You blew it.ltigt Man, you are such a disaacapointment. Boo. Manltigt Reginald Wilson ltigt ltigt Moncrieff Matthews IV,ltigt what on God’s green one are you doing Just I had my mind on those 42 Gs at DB’s. Tokens. I’m afraid you can kiss that goodbye. all groan Green Bay Packers. All No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! You gone! cheering Let’s see what the next category is!.
Oh, yes! squeals Oh, I was his personal assistant. Oh, unfair! Emily That’s a lie. Yes, we got this. We got this. We got this. Get in there, get in there. Okay, then why don’t we start with you, Das Sound Machine beatboxing vocalizing Making my way downtown Walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound. We are never, ever, ever getting back together We are never, ever, ever getting back together.
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me Talk to me But we are never, ever, ever, ever. Whoa, what’s love got to do, got to do with it What’s love but a secondhand emotion What’s love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken crowd booing That doesn’t deserve a boo. I killed that! Explain for everyone.
Because it sounds like you’re implying that John Mayer and Tina Turner are having. Oh, yeah. booing Get ’em out! Get ’em out! I don’t know if I believe him! I’m tell I’m telling the truth! Okay, Tone Hangers, you gone! cheering Two! We have our final two! Now we have a showdown! All right, come on in. Let’s do this faceoff style. Okay, let’s take a look, see what your final category is. Beca Oh, it’s good. Who’s gonna sing ’90s hiphop jams!.
Okay, y’all, take a second to think about it. Time’s up, go! beatboxing This is how we do it I’m kind of buzzed and it’s all because This is how we do it South Central does it like nobody does This is how we do it To all my neighbors, you got much flavor This is how we do it Let’s Girls, you know you better watch out Some guys, some guys are only about.
That thing, that thing. That girl is poison Never trust a big butt and a smile That girl is poison. beatboxing continues Here we go, yo, here we go, yo So what, so what, so what’s the scenario Here we go, yo, here we go, yo So what, so what, so what’s the scenario Here we go. Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain.
Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain. I got all I need when I got you and I ‘Cause I look around me and see a sweet life beatboxing stops I’m stuck in the dark, but you’re my flashlight Getting me, getting me through the night. And I’m a. I’m sorry, what ’90s hiphop jam is that again Um. More like a 21st century jam. That’s it, yeah. I wrote it. whispers Just stay calm.
You’re saying it’s an original. Yes, I’m saying it’s an original. booing Bumperltigt Go home, little girl!ltigt Our jam is covers. Tone Hangerltigt We spit on originals.ltigt What is your name Emily. Emily. I hate you. sighs In light of this embarrassing and unprofessional information, I am forced to declare. Beca No. Emily I’m sorry, guys. .Das Sound Machine is the winner! cheering Oh! Oh! beatboxing resumes We commence to make you Jump, jump.
DSM will make you Jump, jump Kommissar will make you Jump, jump Deutschland will make you Jump, jump Don’t try to compare us to another band. Hey, did you really write that You shouldn’t have done that, Emily. Now DSM thinks that they have the drop on us. I’m sorry. I panicked. I understand if you want me to crawl under a rock and die. Hey, we don’t want hey, we don’t want that.
Hey, Becs, let’s go meet the Green Bay Packers. Okay. ‘Cause inside out, it’s wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack Jump, jump DSM will make you Jump, Jump Kommissar will make you Jump, jump Deutschland will make you Jump, jump. sighs ltigt Some of them ltigt ltigt try to rhyme. ltigt Boo! laughs Oh! I’m just kidding. Would you like to have sex later.
No! So that’s a no, then Because of the wink It’s an 100 no. ‘Cause I’m the miggity, miggity, miggity Mac Daddy I’m the miggity, miggity, miggity Mac I’m the miggity, miggity, miggity Mac Daddy Some of them try to rhyme, but they can’t rhyme like this ltigt Some of them try to rhyme, but they can’t ltigt Go, go, jump, jump DSM will make you Jump, jump Kommissar will make you Jump, jump.
Deutschland will make you Jump, jump. I want it! Gimme! DDax. I swear if this kid was not my nephew. Hey, I know you’re crazy busy, but have you had a chance to check out those demos Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did. This dead air between us is a good sign. sighs Look. You got a great ear. You proved that in the booth, and I was super excited to hear what else you had. And what you gave me was more mashups.
That’s sort of what I do. Listen, Reggie is it Reggie Beca That happens a lot, though. You’d be surprised. Okay, here’s the thing. Any kid with ears and a laptop can do that. Dax can do that. All right Right. So that’s fine if you want a career DJing raves out in the desert. But if you want to write music producer on your tax forms someday, then you’ve gotta have an original voice, do you understand You’ve gotta show me what you have. Right now, what I have is a demo with mashups on it.
Yeah, yeah. I got lots of stuff to say, I’m just saving it all up. Look. uh, Rege Rebec what is it Beca Okay, yeah. Beca. So, you’re an intern and everybody else here is an intern. You’re talented, everybody else in here is talented. So what the hell makes you special, you know what I mean That’s good. So what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna give you one more shot to show me who you are as an artist, okay Do not waste it. No, sir. Will not waste it. chuckles.
I really hope you don’t, for your sake, ’cause I would hate to think that singing covers in an a cappella group is all you can do. Please replace the paper towels. ltigt door closes ltigt playing notes line rings ltigt Hey, it’s Jesse. Text me. ltigt ltigt line beeps ltigt Hey, it’s me. Um. hey, so you might not be able to hear this message because it turns out I have nothing to say. That’s music industry speak for I suck. Uh, you’re definitely asleep right now.
That’s cool. ltigt Text me when you’re up.ltigt Hey. clatter What A girl can’t say she’s going to grab a smoothie and return 14 hours later There’s nothing suspicious about that. Why are you up so late anyways Um, I was just figuring some stuff out. ltigt Oh, you’re working on the setltigt Um. I’m not working on the set. I’m just like ltigt Whatltigt Nothing. Doesn’t matter. playing notes If you did wanna share something with me, ltigt your best friend,ltigt I’m a great keeper of secrets.
I’m like a safe that locks. ltigt imitates lock clicking with a key.ltigt And the key is stashed up my bum because. It’s fine. Forget it. It’s all good. So this has nothing to do with that internship that you sneak off to What Um ltigt Come on, Beca.ltigt You know how we do that thing every month where I take $20 out of your purse and you pretend not to notice ltigt I saw your ID badge in your bag.ltigt Don’t be mad. ltigt I’m not I’m not mad, actually,ltigt.
About the badge. The money I want to come back to. Shh. Let’s just focus on your lie. Beca, why didn’t you tell us Or at least Chloe I don’t know. Just ’cause it’s just easier. There’s, like, so much going on, and Chloe would lose her mind if she thought my sole focus wasn’t winning Worlds. Sorry, just now I’m freaking out because, um, it turns out, like, I’m totally not good enough to be a music producer. Which is cool and fun to know as I enter the rest of my life.
Okay, I’m just gonna stop you right there. You’re the most talented person that I know, and I’ve met three of the Wiggles. Intimately. Oh. Beca, do you know how awesome you are You’re Beca effing Mitchell, okay You’re the big B.M. That’s you. You’re awesome. Do you need some of my confidence ‘Cause I could maybe tone mine down a notch. Yeah, okay. Here, let me rub some out. Oh, okay. Wait. I think you need a bit more. That comes from there Okay, thank you. You just need that.
I’m gonna get you the good stuff now. No, I don’t want butt confidence. I don’t want your butt confidence! I don’t want your butt no! I have enough, I have enough! I have enough, I have enough! ltigt music playing ltigt Mmmm. Just just garbage. Just useless. highpitched voice I believe in you, Beca. ltigt music continues ltigt ltigt .you in the morning ltigt ltigt Is it too. ltigt Come on. ltigt Too much to ask. ltigt Whoa, candles, cloth napkins. Foods other than salsa. Yep.
This is a little classier than our typical hookups. Is it Huh. I have a patisserie, some charcuterie, and a huge bowl of exotic capers. ltigtI didn’t know what those were, but they’re like salty peas.ltigt So, I don’t know if you’ve seen the news lately, but there’s a war and also the economy. is dipping, ebbing, and flowing. Bumper, what’s going on Now you’re kind of creeping me out. Okay, I guess I’ll just lay it all out there. The reason that I brought you here tonight was because I was thinking that maybe, perhaps,.
If you’re interested this is harder than I thought it was gonna be. exhales I wanna date you. That’s what I want. Like, for real. Like a real couple. laughing ltigt Where we, like, go out in public and hold handsltigt and ride bikes together, or we go to an orchid and pick apples. Or we, like, do one of those BuildABear workshops together, and we’d build bears. And you’d name one Bumper, and I’ll name one Fat Amy, and yours will be bigger than mine. It’ll be cute.
Ltigt And we can put ’em on our bed that we share.ltigt What do you say No. I don’t. want to do that. Yeah, that’s cool. It was stu it was a stupid idea, anyways. Cool, yeah. Obviously, we shouldn’t do that. We should just go back to how things used to be and just go at it on top of all this expensive food that I bought. Are you crying Nope. No, I’m not. Bumper, come on. You can’t be serious. I can’t be tied down by anything.
I’m on a walkabout. I’m a freerange pony that can’t be tamed. imitates hoofbeats, whinnies You know. Okay. I’m like a firework. imitates firework explosions I can’t be tied down. Okay. Then that’s it. Then I guess that’s it, right Because I’m not gonna I’m not gonna keep going on like this. Well Fine. Fine, if that’s how you feel, then I think we’re done. I think it’s over. That’s it. That’s it, then. Well, it’s so it’s over, then.
Fine, then it’s over. Fine, then. plays note No, too late! You’re too late! I figured when we didn’t do the serenade, the backup plan should be to play her off. Is that Turn around, go back. I don’t want to hear another peep! Trebles for life, treb Benji! Oh, I’m sorry. ltigt music playing ltigt Emilyltigt Hey, guys, it’s my first performance.ltigt Chloeltigt Calm down. It’s just a chance for us to rehearse for Worlds.ltigt ltigt As far as I can tell, it’s just for a bunch of old people.ltigt.
vocalizing Boom boom chugga chugga boom ltigt vocalizing ltigt ltigt Boom boom chugga chugga boom. ltigt There’s a full house out there. How did we get this gig again They called us. You know what, guys I know we’re trying a lot of new stuff, but I feel like we’re gonna get out there and we’re gonna feel that energy and we’re just gonna nail all of it! Sorry, these braids are so tight. You know what I don’t know. I don’t know.
I mean, I have many, many doubts, because if we fail this, then we won’t win the Worlds. And if we don’t win the Worlds, there will be no more Bellas. And without the Bellas, then my life would have had no. Malaria. Meaning, Flo. Three, two. Hey, everybody, welcome back to Let’s Talkapella, the portable podcast edition. We are following the story of the embattled Barden Bellas on their road to redemption. Trying to crawl their way back into the public’s affection. And if they can just hold off. Mm.
.showing us any more of their genitalia. Mm. they may make it to the World Championship. Well, I can’t unsee it. It’s haunted me ever since. It’s well, here’s a picture of it right here. No, this should not be your screensaver, John. ltigt tone plays ltigt Johnltigt Stepping onto ltigt ltigt the stage, the Barden Bellas.ltigt vocalizing You got me so wild How can I ever deny You got me so high So high, I cannot feel the fire.
And you keep telling me Telling me that you’ll be sweet And you’ll never want to leave my side As long as I don’t break these promises And they still feel, oh, so wasted on myself. Whoa. All right. ltigt This is some exciting stuff.ltigt Gailltigt So sassy. ltigt I’m your dream girl This is real love But you know what they say about me That girl is a problem.
Girl is a problem Girl is a problem, problem, problem .they still feel oh, so wasted on myself. Sweat dripping down your chest Thinkin’ ’bout your tattooed knuckles On my thigh, boy, boy, boy Cold shower, you got no Power to control how I make you my toy, toy, toy My hips rocking as we keep liplocking. Wow, a lot going on up there. I think this sounds good. Honestly, my senses are overwhelmed here, John.
Johnltigt They might want to tone down the theatrics.ltigt ltigt Let’s hope there are no props.ltigt Gailltigt Oh, they brought the props out, John.ltigt Johnltigt And there are the props.ltigt This is more of a circus act than an a cappella performance. Gail, it’s as if the Barden Bellas just don’t know who they are anymore. Oh, baby, you’re so bad, boy Drive me mad, boy But you don’t care what they say about me That girl is a problem, girl is a problem.
Girl is a problem, problem. Whoa! Gailltigt Look at this. ltigt She’s on fire! Cynthia Roseltigt Oh, my God! Am Iltigt I’m on fire! Johnltigt Now they ltigt ltigt lit one on fire.ltigt gasps Good day, good heavens. Incoming! Oh, my God, I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe, girl! Gailltigt Oh, my.ltigt ltigt Beating DSM seems impossible for this team.ltigt ltigt Even these common people can seeltigt that the Barden Bellas have no shot at reinstatement. They are an embarrassment to a cappella.
Ltigt and all that it stands for.ltigt This is what happens when you send girls to college. Is it ltigt music playing ltigt Is that for a class No, it’s just when I get stressed, words just sort of flow right outta me and I try and channel them in my songwriting and Are we just gonna ignore what happened back there Guys, hello! The Worlds are right around the corner and you guys are acting like we didn’t just eat a big bag of ltigt Chloe screams ltigt Why are you yelling at me.
I almost burned to death because of you acabitches. If you almost died, it’s because you were standing in the wrong spot. No, Flo flipped into me. Sure, blame the minority. I’m black, gay, and a woman. I’m not pointing the finger at anybody. It was Legacy’s fault. Me But I didn’t Obviously, we’re not gonna beat Das Sound Machine at their game. So we need a new plan, like, now. At times like these, there’s only one thing for us to do. Fake your own death and flee the country.
Close. We’re going on a retreat. ltigt music playing ltigt Katherineltigt Look, I think the retreat would be a good thing.ltigt ltigt You girls need to bond heading into Worlds.ltigt It’ll be so much fun. I don’t know. No, Mom, it’s bad. It’s the girls are yelling at each other. Oh, big deal. I remember putting your godmother Maggie Pistol in a chokehold because she insisted that George Michael was gay. Who groans I’m just worried that my entire Bella career will be that one terrible performance.
I mean, I’ll never get to solo at Lincoln Center, you know But you’re gonna get to go to Europe. That would’ve been the highlight of my college career. And you girls can win it. You have to win it. You just made being a Bella sound so amazing. And it is amazing. It’s a sisterhood that is gonna support you for the rest of your life. I know you’re not feeling it, but you will. This won’t be the end of the Bellas. ltigt music playing ltigt.
Ltigt I think I must be dreaming again ltigt ltigt ‘Cause we never looked so good ltigt ltigt Ooh. ltigt Hey, Benji. Emily. Listen, I think, uh I think you’re missing a word here. What’s that ltigt Oh, God. No, no, no, no. That’s not that isn’t what I meant.ltigt Emilyltigt I didn’t I didn’t think so.ltigt That’s really embarrassing. No, it looks Syntax is usually my forte. I don’t know how that happened. Well, it looks great. Thank you. That’s really sweet.
Um. When my hands aren’t covered in in glitter paint, do you think maybe we could try that again Yeah. Sure. All right. Okay. Well, I’ll I’ll I’ll look forward to that. Just, uh, you know, let me know when they’re clean. I that’s I will. Right. Okay. You bet. All right. Have a good one. ltigt music playing ltigt Chloeltigt Okay, girls! Everyone in the bus.ltigt Go, go, go, go, go! Chloeltigt Let’s go.ltigt Flo Okay. Chloeltigt Seat belts.ltigt horn honks Emilyltigt Good luck, Benji!ltigt.
Wow, this place is sweet. Oh. It’s nice, right I need to find somewhere to charge my laptop. How did you hear about this place From yours truly. Hello, Bellas. All Aubrey! Oh, wow. Hi, you must be Emily. Emily. Hi. Hi, hi. Welcome to the Lodge at Fallen Leaves, where Fortune 500 companies send their employees to build teamwork skills. You run this whole place You know, I realized that I had a knack for barking orders and bending people’s will, so I made a career out of it.
Ltigt Fat Amy laughs ltigt Which reminds me fall in line, Bellas! Cynthia Rose Well, she ain’t changed. No slouching! Flo Ay! No straggling! Ashley Oh, my God. I see you, Jessica! It is with great sorrow and regret that I had to watch our once proud organization become a national disgrace. Can I have the keys to the minibar Zip it. The Worlds signifies a shot at redemption. You don’t have a chance at winning until you find your sound again.
You have totally lost your harmony! So for the next two days, you will be doing everything together until you regain it. Ladies, get ready to be transformed. You are surrounded by the strength of your fellow Bellas and the support of a proud female tradition and a few dozen bear traps, so don’t stray too far from the marked paths. Okay, great, let’s go! Wait. Well, maybe I’ll just start with a hot shower, maybe a little foot rub. Fat Amy, there are no guest rooms for you.
Then where are we staying sighs I don’t understand camping. We’re voluntarily living like dogs. Hmm. This is the worst. The air we’re breathing right now is at least 90 fart. Yeah, uh, that reminds me, I need to see a man about a horse. grunts Ow! Did anyone happen to pack a spare roll of toilet paper Or a moist towelette Chloeltigt Nope.ltigt Anyone have, like, a Tshirt, size extra small Jessicaltigt Mmmm.ltigt Okay, side of the tent it is.
What are we doing here We’re bonding. You seem so tense. Do you need a back rub Several body parts are rubbing my back right now, thank you. You know, Beca, we’re very close, but I feel like this retreat is really gonna let us discover everything about each other. Is that right You know, one of my biggest regrets is that I didn’t do enough experimenting in college. You’re so weird. Thanks. I wanna go home. I hope the sun never comes up. Why do I get the travel pillow.
Were you touching my goodies Yes. ltigt Fat Amy groans Oh, guys,ltigt ltigt I’ve got a little it won’tltigt ltigt I just need some help getting it out.ltigt ltigt Can you sing somethingltigt ltigt The pipe’s a bit blocked.ltigt I’m all out of faith This is how I feel. Fat Amyltigt Thanks, Chloe.ltigt I’m cold and I am shamed Lying naked on the floor What kind of white shit is this Illusion never changed Into something real. Fat Amyltigt Coming out like froyo now.ltigt.
I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. ltigt birds chirping ltigt ltigt whistle blowing ltigt Up and at ’em, Bellas! Come on. Let’s go. ltigt Let’s go. Let’s wake up. Let’s do this.ltigt ltigt Ashley groans ltigt ltigt Come on, pick up the pace, ltigt ltigt girls.ltigt Come on! ltigt Today we are going back to the basicsltigt ltigt to relearn how to sing as a groupltigt while also enduring deathdefying teambuilding trust exercises. What a great idea. ltigt Okay, so let’s begin.ltigt.
plays note Jessica groans He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way He had a boogie style that no one else could play He was the top man at his craft But then his number came up and he was gone with the draft He’s in the army now Army now He’s blowin’ reveille Reveille He’s the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B..
Oh, you can’t hurry love No, you just have to wait ltigt She said love don’t come easy ltigt ltigt It’s a game of give and take ltigt ltigt Now, break! ltigt Come on, lunch! ltigt Ah, hey! ltigt ltigt Hey, sister, go, sister ltigt ltigt Soul sister, go, sister ltigt Gitchi, gitchi yaya, dada ltigt Gitchi, gitchi yaya here. ltigt Fat Amy She says she’s Asian Jesus. Mocha chocolate yaya.
Creole Lady Marmalade ltigt vocalizing ltigt ltigt scatting ltigt ltigt Mmbop ltigt ltigt Doowop ltigt ltigt scatting ltigt ltigt Doowop ltigt ltigt Ooh. ltigt scatting Aubreyltigt And now it’s time for a breakdown.ltigt ltigt vocalizing ltigt ltigt Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ltigt ltigt Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ltigt ltigt Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ltigt ltigt Never gonna get it ltigt Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ltigt Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ltigt ltigt Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ltigt ltigt Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ltigt ltigt Never gonna get it ltigt weakly Never get it. Okay, that was two steps away from being almost fine. Sorry, what are we doing We’re rediscovering our sound. Are we ‘Cause it feels like we’re just singing songs that would never go in our set. Beca, come on. No. None of us know how to beat Das Sound Machine,.
But I know it’s not gonna be by doing this. This is just an exercise in finding harmony, Beca. Sometimes you have to break things down before you can build them back up again. I’ve got more important things to do. Floltigt Okay. ltigt What could be more important than this Nothing. Forget it. No. You don’t think that we haven’t all realized you’ve been a little checked out lately Come on, Beca, just tell her. I heard that. Tell me what Oh, you misunderstood me. I clearly said.
mumbling Listen, I don’t want you guys to fight. You’re Beca and Chloe. Together you’re Bhloe, and everyone loves a good blowey. ltigt So.ltigt Okay. I’ve been interning at a recording studio and a legit music producer wants to hear my work. God forbid, I have something going on outside this group. Okay. So why would you keep something like that from us ‘Cause you’re obsessed! You all are. ltigt We’re graduating and the only personltigt thinking about life after the Bellas is me. What is so wrong with being focused on the Bellas.
This has been my family for seven years. Yeah, ’cause you’re too scared to leave. Sack up, dude! Girl fight! Okay, so you’ve been lying to us for the entire year, and now you’re just gonna flake out Now you’re gonna flake out when the Worlds is, like, right after graduation Oh, my God. Enough about the Worlds! I ca I am out of here. Oh, okay, you’re just gonna leave now We all have to eventually, Chloe. It might as well be now. Wait, Beca If you all knew what was good for you,.
you’d follow me. Beca, the sign! screams Ashleyltigt Oh, my God!ltigt Becaltigt Oh, my God! ltigt Flo Oh, no, Beca! Beca! Becaltigt What the hell ltigt Fat Amyltigt Oh!ltigt I’m stuck! I’m seeing spots. I’m seeing spots. Chloeltigt Well, well, well.ltigt Look who needs our help. Becaltigt Not cool, guys!ltigt No, what’s not cool is you taking out your frustrations on us. Really That’s what you’re gonna say to me right now Help me! I’m dying! I’m dying! screams all gasping.
Aubrey, we need to get her down. We need a ladder. No, we don’t believe in ladders. They suggest a corporate hierarchy that’s counterproductive to my teambuilding program. What kind of operation are you running here Seriously, this whole place is, like, full of booby traps. And guess what Boobs should never be trapped. unless it’s for support if you have lower back issues. ltigt If okay if I’m about to die,ltigt I’m sorry. I didn’t mean any of that stuff I said. I love all of you. I love all of you awesome nerds.
And I love being a Bella. I’m feel so stressed out right now screams Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh. Jessica and Ashley, I don’t actually know which one of you is which. Both I’m Jessica! Chloeltigt Don’t worry. We’re gonna get you down.ltigt Focus up. Get in formation. We can do this. Flo, get up. Fat Amy, come on. Let’s focus. Let’s work together as a team. Don’t worry, Beca. We got you. screams all gasping squeals, gasps Floltigt She’s alive.ltigt.
I sleep upside down like a bat. panting ltigt fire cracklingltigt ltigt owl hoots ltigt Becaltigt It’s just everything’s changing so fastltigt and I’m putting all this pressure on myself, you know I don’t wanna fail. If you just would’ve said something. Yeah, I know, but I’m weird about that stuff. I thought I could figure it out on my own, and I can’t. Maybe I don’t have anything original to say. I wish I could do what you do. chuckles Well, I feel the same way about you.
You’re so good, it’s intimidating. All I’ve ever wanted is to be one of you. Not a legacy, but a Bella. You are a real Bella. You are one of us. You paid the registration fee. Floltigt You’re a Bella. ltigt That’s for life, dude. Do you wanna collaborate on something chuckles Wait, you’re being serious Yeah. Yeah! Wow! Ooh! Man! Yes! Who else feels like a winner tonight cheering I know it doesn’t seem like it, but, um. I’m afraid, too. To move on, to graduate,.
It’s really scary. Yeah, it actually does seem like it, ’cause you’re barely holding it together. Oh, well, it doesn’t have to be scary, Chloe. When I was graduating, I never pictured myself running a retreat in the middle of the woods, but here I am. Take it from someone who has dealt with some serious control issues. Like my dad always said, In the minefield of life, you must be prepared to lose both feet. sighs And I think you all know what I mean. I don’t. sighs Then it’s decided,.
This year I will graduate. The Worlds will be my swan song. I mean it. I’ll pursue my passion. I’ll teach underprivileged children how to sing. Or I’ll dance exotically. Whatever offers the most money. Well, yo, check this out. I’m moving to Maine to get hitched. all gasp And y’all can come. Everybody’s invited. Stacieltigt Oh, my God!ltigt Yes, yes, yes. Okay, okay, guys. chuckles Stop asking. I’ll tell you. So, after I graduate, there’s a chance I will be deported. I will try to reenter this country,.
But I will probably die at sea. So let’s live for tonight! Yes! all cheering Stacieltigt Yeah! ltigt Emilyltigt All right!ltigt chuckling Lily, any plans Just gonna travel through time. Becaltigt You know, when I look back on this,ltigt I won’t remember performing and competing. I’m gonna remember you weirdos. It makes me really sad to think it won’t ever be like this again. I’m gonna miss you guys. Me, too. Me, too. Yeah, me, too. I got my ticket for the long way ’round.
Two bottle whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company And I’m leaving tomorrow, what do you say When I’m gone When I’m gone When I’m gone You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone You’re gonna miss me by my hair Miss me by You’re gonna miss me everywhere My everywhere Oh, you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone..
Did we just find our sound I think we did. Aw!. Mm. My work here is done. Thank you. Fat Amy, you never told us what you were gonna do after graduation. Uh, well, mm. no, I don’t have any plans. ‘Cause you guys know me. I just love living in the moment. Ashley, what are you gonna do after Actually, though, ltigt if we were to stop and really think,ltigt What could Fat Amy be capable of in the future ltigt I’ll tell you guys.ltigt I’d be living somewhere, like, sick, like Tulsa or Little Rock.
By day, I’m a professional jelly wrestler for corporate events. ltigt And then every night,ltigt it’s just me cuddled up with my fianc, Bumper, and oh, wait. I’m in love with Bumper. Cynthia Roseltigt Mmhmm. ltigt Becaltigt Yeah.ltigt Okay, I’ve done something terrible and I’m not talking about cropdusting Chloe and Beca right now. Apologize for that. I need to go right now. And I need to win back my man. Screw your judgments! All Go! Go get him, Fat Amy! screams Guys, what happened Shake it off, Amy.
Somebody bring a s’more! Benji I give you our next album cover. Allltigt Aw!ltigt Look at him. I did that all myself today. No. I know that I only have one vote Benjiltigt You got no votes, man. You’re not in the group, so.ltigt Okay, well, that hurts my feelings. It’s just the truth, is the thing. Well, that hurts my feelings. With my vote, I vote no to the pig. ltigt pig squeals ltigt.and yes to this gloriousness. Benjiltigt Yeah, it’s great. We’ll we’ll put it to a vote later.ltigt.
Fat Amyltigt Bumper, I’m coming! ltigt ltigt music playing ltigt Many times I’ve tried to tell you Many times I’ve cried alone Always I’m surprised how well You cut my feelings to the bone ltigt Don’t wanna leave you, really ltigt ltigt I’ve invested too much time ltigt To give you up that easy To the doubts that complicate your mind We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder. Nope! Turn it around.
We belong to the sound of the words we’ve both fallen under Whatever we deny or embrace For worse or for better. I don’t wanna see you! ltigt We belong ltigt We belong, we belong together. Oh, really misjudged the size of this lake. Why didn’t she just walk around the lake Fat Amy doesn’t do anything small. Yes, I’ve been using my shower shoes. Okay, I love you, too. Here she is. What up, Mrs. Junk Have we become a habit.
panting ltigt Do we distort the facts ltigt Now there’s no looking forward Now there’s no turning back We horn honks Go! horn honks Well, what are you doing I’m soloing here! horn honks Whatever! We belong to the light We belong to the thunder We belong to the sound of the words. No. We’ve both fallen under ltigt Whatever we deny or embrace ltigt.
For worse or for better We belong. Bumper and Fat Amy, we belong. Together Close your. Close your. Close your eyes and try to sleep now Close your eyes and try to dream Clear your mind and do your best To try and wash the palate clean Both We can’t begin to know it How much we really care I hear your voice inside me I see your face everywhere.
Still you say we belong to the Thunder. Oh. Oh, all right. Oh, I love kissing. All right, let’s go. You guys, into the house. Fat Amy moans Bumper Give me that neck. ltigt music playing ltigt I mean, we can do. Do you want it do you Do you feel like you wanna layer a bunch of voices vocalizing I think in the beginning it could definitely build. Mmhmm. Um, I think it starts out light, though.
Get your cute butt in the studio, then. Don’t tell my boss that we’re in here, by the way. ltigt ‘Cause I look around me and see a sweet light ltigt ltigt I’m stuck in the dark, ltigt ltigt but you’re my flashlight ltigt Wow, this is the real deal. ltigt You’re getting me ltigt Hey, don’t touch anything, Legacy. You’re very pretty, but you seem clumsy. ltigt Kickstart my heart when ltigt you shine it in my eyes Great. ltigt Can’t lie, it’s a sweet life ltigt.
Ltigt I’m stuck in the dark, but you’re my flashlight ltigt ltigt You’re getting me, getting me through the night ltigt ltigt ‘Cause you’re my flashlight ltigt ltigt You’re my flashlight ltigt ltigt You’re my flashlight, oh. ltigt turns off music Okay, so so you produced this Uh, yes. Emily wrote it. ltigt Mmhmm.ltigt ltigt Who’s Emily ltigt I This tall drink of water right there. Hi. Emily. Well. Um, gosh, I ddd. I don’t I don’t like it. ltigt What it is is that I don’t don’t like it when peopleltigt.
Can do what I can do. ltigt You know, in a manner of speaking, it it’s threatening.ltigt But, uh, you you just did it. And I I have a f hums a few notes that I assume you’re open to, Yes. ltigt but this is a solid demoltigt with, uh with real potential. Yeah, I look, uh I look forward to working together. Beca Hmm. Mmhmm, it’s nice to meet you, Steph what is it S Elizabeth Emily. Emily. Elizabeth. What Emily. Thank you. Thank you.
I gotta jump on a call. Yeah. Oh, no, it’s no, get it in there. There. Get it in there. Attagirl. One of these and one of those. Oh, hey. Oh! clears throat Good job, Reggie. I’m Reggie. Oh, my God! I was so nervous. I didn’t know what to say. Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, you’re all sweaty. You know,ltigt muchacha, ltigt we’re gonna be late! We’re taking the photo with or without you. We are taking the photo with or without you. Emilyltigt Everybody get together. No, no, we’re together.ltigt.
One, two, three! Bellas for life! Whoo! ltigt Say ayo, ayo, ayo ltigt ltigt Come on, everybody ltigt ltigt Everybody, everybody, everybody ltigt ltigt Everybody, everybody ltigt ltigt If you’re feeling like having a good time, good time ltigt ltigt Good time, come on up, everybody ltigt ltigt Body, everybody ltigt ltigt Let’s all have a good time. ltigt Okay, so. Is there a restaurant in this town that serves something other than fish Oh, I did see a KFC back there.
Nope. All fish. I checked. Guys, over here. Come this way. Becaltigt Oh, Chloe, I’m coming for you!ltigt groans, grunts Chloe Whoohoo! College graduates! Spreading my wings, y’all. Fat Amy chuckles There are so many fresh Danishes here. I swear, if I wasn’t recently locked down, I would tear a hole through this city. This place is so smelly and rainy. Why do Americans ever leave America Fat Amy Culture, design, history. Flo Oh! I’m not Copenhating this place. Beca I’m starving! Emily Yeah, uh, why don’t we go visit.
Hayden Christian Andersen’s house Fat Amy That guy But he was pretty crappy in the Star Wars prequels. chatter Stacie Artiste. Chloe Okay. ltigt hammering ltigt Well, here we are. Do you think the stage is big enough for what we wanna do Floltigt You’re kidding, right It’s huge.ltigt You guys think it’ll work It’ll work for us. That’s what matters. ltigt Let’s go. ltigt Let’s go! ltigt Let’s go. ltigt Let’s do this thing! Cynthia Rose Oh, man. Whoo!.
Chloe Everyone knows where to meet, right Cynthia Rose Yeah, we know. ltigt Let’s go. ltigt Fat Amy U.S.A.! Beca All right, safety first, Flo! Flo Whoo! Beca Good job. ltigt I want to scream at the top of my lungs ltigt ltigt I want to do what has never been done ltigt ltigt I want to light the spark ltigt ltigt That burns in a million hearts ltigt ltigt I wanna dance with my boys and my girls. ltigt.
speaking German speaking French speaking Spanish speaking Russian Here it is, folks, the granddaddy of them all. The World Championship of A Cappella. Tonight, groups from around the globe duke it out for the title of AcaWorld Champion. And, of course, representing America, the embattled Barden Bellas. The Bellas making one last attempt to repair a damaged legacy by becoming the first American team to claim the title. Can they do it, John Theoretically, yes, Gail. Realistically, absolutely not.
Those girls are dead to me. So many countries represented here tonight, John. We saw in rehearsal an incredible group from the Philippines. ltigt Yes. ltigt What were they called Uh, the Ladyboys. ltigt That wasn’t the name of the group, I don’t think.ltigt I think that’s how they described themselves. That’s right. They’re, uh, Manila Envy. Manila Envy. You know, I spent some time with some ladyboys in the Philippines myself. Not surprising. Very interesting young men. Doing amazing things with their mouths, I presume. When we go back to the stage, I’ll do a few for you here.
Uh, you know, we can get to it. Okay. Maybe when the Koreans are out there because no one cares about the Korean group. Love that barbecue. chatter ltigt announcer speaking Danish ltigt What are you doing here Oh, you you know, anything to support the Bellas. Wow, I just stammers Now I’m the one who can’t speak. I’m I’m just so frickin’ nervous. Oh, my God, don’t be. You’ll be great. I mean, we heard you guys rehearsing, like, 247. chuckles So, I’ll I should probably go find my seat.
Yeah. But before I go, I just I have something for you. Oh, what chuckles Hmhmm. I’m so sorry. I thought that that was going in a different direction. ltigt That’s my bad. ltigt Emilyltigt No, no, I liked it.ltigt Em, you ready Uh, yeah. Yeah, I’ll be right there. Benji. Okay, well, break a leg. ltigt Any way you want it, that’s the way you need it ltigt Any way you want it, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa.
She loves to laugh, she loves to sing She does everything She loves to move, she loves to groove ltigt She loves the lovin’ things ltigt ltigt Oh, she loves the lovin’ things. ltigt choirs singing in native languages cheering continuing in native languages laughs I was alone, I never knew What good love could do Then we touched and then we sang ltigt About the lovin’ things. ltigt.
singing in native language Any way you want it, that’s the way you need it Any way you want it You want it Any way you want it chanting DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt DSM,ltigt ja.ltigt ltigt Any way you want it, oh. ltigt singing in native language DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt singing continues song ends cheering Ooh! Well done. There they go, the Indian group the Naan Stops,.
Running offstage to take a few more of our jobs. I thought the little one was spicy. ltigt John laughs ltigt audience chanting DSM! DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt DSM,ltigt ja!ltigt Johnltigt And coming up next, Das Sound Machine.ltigt Gailltigt Crowd favorite, John.ltigt chanting continues Hear that They chant for us. Now don’t cry too hard when you lose, eh Makes eyes puffy. Your hands are so soft. I’m sorry, I don’t speak loser. What did you say She actually speaks eight languages, but loser is not one of them.
Everything must come to an end. Even the Bellas. Take care and lose nice. Ha, your sweat smells like cinnamon. Damn it! cheering ltigt announcer speaking in Danish ltigt ltigt.Das Sound Machine!ltigt cheering continues Womanltigt Go, Deutschland!ltigt Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh. beatboxing DSM! Bebe careful making wishes in the dark, dark Can’t be sure when they’ll hit their mark.
And besides in the mean, meantime I’m just dreaming of tearing you apart I’m in the dedetails with the devil So now the world can never get me on my level I just gotta get you out the cage I’m a young lover’s rage Gonna need a spark to ignite My songs know what you did in the dark So light ’em up, up, up Light ’em up, up, up Light ’em up, up, up.
I’m on fire So light ’em up, up, up ltigt Light ’em up, up, up ltigt Light ’em up, up, up, I’m on fire DSM going in on the verse ’cause they never been defeated and they won’t stop now Get your hands up, put ’em in the sky for the homies That didn’t make it and the folks locked down Make millions every year, international champions ‘Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I.
All I do is win, hey Win no matter what Got money on my mind, I can never get enough And every time I step up in the buildin’ Everybody’s hands go up And they stay there So light them up, up, up And they stay there Light them up, up, up And they stay there Light them up, up, up.
I’m on fire Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa Make ’em stay there So light them up, up, up And they stay there Light them up, up, up And they stay there Light them up, up, up I’m on fire Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa Make ’em stay there So light them up, up, up.
Light them up, up, up Light them up, up, up I’m on fire Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. cheering Gailltigt They’ve got the crowd going wild!ltigt Okay, shake it off! Both DSM! DSM! Das Sound Machine, an incredible performance once again from the German group. I’m telling you, Gail, though, if the Bellas of old show up tonight, this could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history. Crack a book, John. Woman Sound Machine! cheering continues.
Pass one down to your friends. Here you go. Thank you. All right, here you go, buddy. Thanks, man. Where have you been Oh, you have no idea, dude. Final performance, guys. We need to get out there and beat DSM. This one’s for us. Guys, there’s gonna be some haters out there. They’re gonna look at us, Team U.S.A., and be like, Why is the most talented one Australian Well, guess what I’m fat, so that is close enough. We are gonna show them who we are a bunch of ethnically diverse, for the most part feminine,.
Amazing singers! Yeah! Let’s just get out there and ac’ the world! cheering John, it’s possible we are watching the last hurrah of the Barden Bellas. It’s going to be very hard to pull this off, and if they don’t, they are out of business as an a cappella group. It is over. cheering ltigt announcer speaking Danish ltigt ltigt.Barden University’s Bellas!ltigt Yes! Whoo! That’s my girl Becaw! cheering clapping, snapping rhythmically Who run the world Girls!.
We run this motha Who run this motha Oh! Girls! Who run this motha Oh! Girls! Who run this motha Girls! Who run this motha Oh! Girls! Who run the world Girls! Who run the world Girls! Who run the world Girls! Who run the world Girls!.
Hey, bring it on, baby, all your friends You’re the ish and I love that body You wanna ball, listen, I swear you’re good, I won’t tell nobody You got a BFF, I wanna see that girl, it’s all women invited. ltigt Mi gente! ltigt Hairdos and nails That Louis, Chanel all up in the party. Where them girls at, girls at Oh Where them girls at, girls at Oh.
Who run this motha Girls! Hey, sista, go, sister, soul sista, go ltigt Who run the world ltigt Where them girls at Girls! ltigt Who run the world ltigt Where them girls at, girls at, girls at, girls at We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder Who run the world Girls! We belong We belong, we belong together I’m yelling timber.
Girls! We, who are we Who are we Well, we run Well, we run the world Girls! Who run the world Girls! Who are we Who are we Well, we run What do we run We run the world The world The world. When tomorrow comes I’ll be on my own.
Feeling frightened of the things that I don’t know When tomorrow comes When tomorrow comes When tomorrow comes When tomorrow comes And though the road is long I look up to the sky. Gailltigt Is it possible the Barden Bellasltigt are doing an original song Then I sing along Then I sing along Then I sing along I got all I need when I got you and I ‘Cause I look around me and see a sweet life.
I’m stuck in the dark, but you’re my flashlight You’re getting me, getting me through the night You kickstart my heart when you shine it in my eyes I can’t lie, it’s a sweet life I’m stuck in the dark, but you’re my flashlight You’re getting me through the night. vocalizing Gailltigt Look at this!ltigt Johnltigt It looks like the Barden Bellasltigt ltigt are being joined onstage by generations of Bellasltigt ltigt going all the way back to the beginning.ltigt.
‘Cause you’re my flashlight ‘Cause you’re my flashlight ‘Cause you’re my flashlight ‘Cause you’re my flashlight You’re my flashlight You’re getting me through the night I got all I need when I got you and I ‘Cause I look around me and see a sweet life I’m stuck in the dark, but you’re my flashlight You’re getting me through the night You kickstart my heart when you shine it in my eyes.
Can’t lie, it’s a sweet life I’m stuck in the dark, but you’re my flashlight You’re getting me through the night We belong ‘Cause you’re my flashlight ‘Cause you are ‘Cause you’re my flashlight ‘Cause you’re my flashlight You’re my flashlight You’re getting me through the night. vocalizing ‘Cause you’re my flashlight ‘Cause you’re my vocalizing Getting me through the night.
cheering Yeah! Whoo! cheering Johnltigt Simple, raw, vulnerable, exposed.ltigt I’ve been called a lot of things, Gail, but let me add one more. I’m impressed. I thought you were gonna say gay. cheering Emily! Whoo! chanting Bellas! Bellas! Bellas! ltigt crowd continues chanting ltigt Oh, they have touched every person here. They’ve touched me, John. Well, everyone has touched you, Gail, but this is something else. cheering continues ltigt music playing ltigt It’s ceremonial, and you should definitely not drink it.
Because it is essentially poison. Terrible for you. Okay. Okay. Great. sniffs Ooh, it smells like cherries and vanilla. Okay, repeat after me. I, sing your name. I. Emily Okay. Promise to uphold the ideals of a Bella woman forever. Promise to uphold the ideals of a Bella woman forever. And that’s it. That’s the end of the speech. It’s nothing weird happens after that. These are for you. Don’t go in the basement. It’s haunted. Hey, one last thing. Yes, every Bella must christen the house by sliding down the staircase.
Oh, seriously It’s tradition. Fat Amy Yeah. Don’t worry, I’ll show you. Behold! groans Crushed it. Good form. Now I’m ready to move on. Okay, Legacy! You’re up! All right, I’m ready! Let’s do this! ltigt They call us crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Time is runnin’ out, but who cares We’re runnin’ free ltigt ltigt Hell, yeah, we’re crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Don’t apologize, we’re mad and runnin’ free ltigt ltigt ‘Cause we got, hey, we got ltigt ltigt A lot of things to do ltigt ltigt Hey ltigt.
Ltigt Hey, we got a lot of things to prove ltigt ltigt Yeah, we got, yeah, we got ltigt ltigt A lot of room to grow ltigt ltigt Hey ltigt ltigt Yeah, we got a lot of miles to go ltigt ltigt So we keep driving ltigt ltigt We keep driving ltigt ltigt One day when the story’s all told ltigt ltigt They’ll be no more words to fill the page ltigt ltigt One night when the stars are gone ltigt.
Ltigt They’ll be no more light to guide the way ltigt ltigt But right now we’re crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Time is runnin’ out, but who cares We’re runnin’ free ltigt ltigt They call us crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Don’t apologize, we’re mad and runnin’ free ltigt ltigt They call us crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Time is runnin’ out, but who cares We’re runnin’ free ltigt ltigt Hell, yeah, we’re crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Don’t apologize, we’re mad and runnin’ free ltigt.
Ltigt ‘Cause we’re crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Time is runnin’ out, but who cares We’re runnin’ free ltigt ltigt Hell, yeah, we’re crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt Don’t apologize, we’re mad and runnin’ free ltigt ltigt ‘Cause we got, hey, we got ltigt ltigt A lot of things to do ltigt ltigt Hey ltigt ltigt Hey, we got a lot of things to prove ltigt ltigt Yeah, we got, oh, we got ltigt ltigt A lot of room to grow ltigt ltigt Hey ltigt.
Ltigt Yeah, we got a lot of miles to go ltigt ltigt So we keep driving, oh, oohoh ltigt ltigt Hell, yeah, we’re crazy youngsters ltigt ltigt We keep driving, driving, driving, driving. ltigt What would I do without your smart mouth Drawing me in and you kicking me out ltigt You’ve got my head spinning, no kidding ltigt ltigt I can’t pin you down. Yes!ltigt My head’s under water But I’m breathing fine. You can’t! You cant turn back around!.
That’s not part of the rules! That’s not ‘Cause all of you Loves all of me Love your curves and all your edges. ltigt Thank you so much, Pharrell!ltigt Perfect imperfections Give your all to me I’ll give my all to you. Adam, turn around! Everybody’s doin’ it, baby. They love me! America loves me! Whoo! Give your all to me I give my all to you. And I give myself to you and you and you and you!.
And you, America! cheering Whoo! Hey, man. Bumperltigt Yes, BBlakeltigt What’s your name, brother I don’t even know right now. I don’t even laughs Hey, just do me a favor, man. Please, just under no circumstances, choose me for your coach. ltigt Christina laughs ltigt ltigt I just want to put that out there.ltigt Okay, so, you have a lot of personality and I love that. Thank you. You’re interesting, and I can work with interesting.
cheering All of the coaches at my disposal, I’m gonna have to choose. Christina! Whoo! Yay! This is awesome. Thank you so much. You’re welcome. Oh, my God. Whoa, okay, okay. Okay, thank Thank you. Okay, yeah. Thank you so much. Ahh, besties! Hey, Mom! Hey! Hey, Amy! ltigt music playing ltigt ltigt It’s you and me ltigt ltigt It’s slow dancing to anything playing ltigt ltigt It’s us colliding ltigt ltigt It’s never finding when we should say when ltigt.
Ltigt III can feel it ltigt ltigt When I look in your eyes ltigt so clearlyltigt ltigt ltigt II can see that you need me ltigt ltigt And all that we were ltigt ltigt II can taste it ltigt ltigt All the days that you’ve been wastin’ ltigt ltigt II know that you can’t face them ltigt ltigt And all that we were ltigt ltigt In a moment ltigt ltigt You were everything to me ltigt ltigt In this moment ltigt.
Ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt ltigt It’s holding hands ltigt ltigt It’s making plans that we’re never keeping ltigt ltigt It’s silent driving ltigt ltigt It’s always finding reasons to sleep in ltigt ltigt Ah, ah, when you’re near me ltigt ltigt I’m yelling and you can’t hear me ltigt ltigt Can you feel me and all that we were ltigt ltigt II can taste it ltigt ltigt All the days that we’ve been wastin’ ltigt.
Ltigt I know that you can’t face them ltigt ltigt And all that we were ltigt ltigt In a moment ltigt ltigt You were everything to me ltigt ltigt In this moment ltigt ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt ltigt In a moment ltigt ltigt You were everything to me ltigt ltigt In this moment ltigt ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt.
Ltigt When you hold me, it feels like you don’t know me ltigt ltigt We are worlds apart ltigt ltigt When you kiss me, I know you haven’t missed me ltigt ltigt You keep breaking my heart ltigt ltigt You keep breaking my heart ltigt ltigt You keep breaking my heart ltigt ltigt In a moment ltigt ltigt You were everything to me ltigt ltigt In this moment ltigt ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt ltigt We’re living in a heartbreak dream ltigt.